ACHILLES, LEONIDAS, RAMBO, AND ME


we all lined up and hoped that you would carry us
we watched you stick a dagger in boagrius
you would never make it in the private sector
there's no army in the world you can't hector

if we had ten achilles
we would rule the world
but who would be the one?
who would get the girl?

our nation would've sat back and served ya
we could've been pansy greeks and kissed the ass of persia
more 357 magnum than magna carta
you could've been a docile king... but this is sparta!

if we had ten
leonidas-like men
we would rule the world
but who would be the one?
who would get the girl?

at the end
of the race
there can be
only one
when there are 10 babe ruths
there are none

you were a hitchhiking longhair in a short hair town
cops picked you up, and then they put you down.
you couldn't make it around here, boy...
but there's no army in the world you can't destroy...

if we had ten of those
crazy john rambos
we would rule the world
but who would be the one?
who would get the girl?